You should always give 100% at work…
12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
Q. What’s a hindu?
A. Lays eggs.
Q. Why did the leper crash his car?
A. He left his foot on the accelerator.
Q. Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.
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