Jokes

If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off. Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners! What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble. Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl … [Read more...] about Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving Divorce A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each … [Read more...] about Thanksgiving Joke